{"id":629,"date":"2024-03-14T11:45:36","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T03:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gen-e-sis.com\/blog\/2021\/02\/06\/the-meaning-of-life\/"},"modified":"2026-03-19T17:39:55","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T09:39:55","slug":"the-meaning-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/the-meaning-of-life\/","title":{"rendered":"The Meaning of Life"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When nature meets network, even bees start mining your browser history.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\nRecursive Reflections in Java Minor<\/span>\n
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\n A poetic simulation of philosophical programming<\/strong> and digital allegory<\/strong> \u2014 exploring existential code, Java metaphors, and the meaning of life through loops, randomness, and recursive reflection. This post invites you to debug your own beliefs and refactor reality.\n <\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve been known to give the meaning of life a bit of thought every so often. So I thought I\u2019d take a stab at implementing it in Java.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is a first cut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

public class Life {

  static final int ZERO = 0; \/\/ nothing is certain
  static final long ONE_THOUSAND_MINUS_ONE = 999; \/\/ omg
  static final long MAX_ATTEMPTS = ONE_THOUSAND_MINUS_ONE - 995;

  static int ATTEMPT_COUNT = 0; \/\/ nothing ventured
  static long SEED;

  boolean TRYING;
  boolean FAILED;
  boolean SUCCEEDED;
  boolean ALIVE;

  public static void main(String[] args) {
    Life life = new Life();
    jot(\" THE MEANING OF LIFE\\n\");
    \/\/initialise the beginning of the beginning
    life.goRandom();
    \/\/initialise the beginning of the life
    life.beBorn();
    \/\/ oh yes i gotta lotta livin' to do uh uh
    life.liveMacLongAndMacProsper();
    \/\/ finish him!
    life.die();

    jot(\"\\n --\\n\");
  }

  void beBorn() {
    goRandom();
    ALIVE = true;
  }

  void liveMacLongAndMacProsper() {
    \/\/ just a tiny subset of life here for now
    goRandom();
    while(event(ONE_THOUSAND_MINUS_ONE - 100)) {
      doStuff();
    }
  }

  public void doStuff() {
    goRandom();
    while(event(ONE_THOUSAND_MINUS_ONE - 100) &&
                ATTEMPT_COUNT < MAX_ATTEMPTS) {
      attempt();
    }
  }

  void attempt() {
    TRYING = true;
    ATTEMPT_COUNT++;
    jot(\" we try \");
    if (ATTEMPT_COUNT < MAX_ATTEMPTS) {
      if(successful()) {
        SUCCEEDED = true;
        jot(\" we succeed \");
      } else {
        SUCCEEDED = false;
        jot(\" we fail \");
      }
    }
    TRYING = false;
  }

  void die() {
    if (ATTEMPT_COUNT == ZERO) {
      jot(\" we didn't get a turn :( \");
    } else {
      jot(\" we die :( \");
    }
    ALIVE = false;
  }

  \/\/ this is where weird stuff happens
  \/\/ where a bee sting results in a symphony
  \/\/ where a tune triggers a memory
  \/\/ where the unrelated are related
  boolean event(long intervene) {
    goRandom();
    return SEED < intervene ? true:false;
  }

  boolean successful() {
    return SUCCEEDED = event(ONE_THOUSAND_MINUS_ONE - 800);
  }

  void goRandom() {
    SEED = Math.round(Math.random() * ONE_THOUSAND_MINUS_ONE);
  }

  void goRandom(double intervene) {
    SEED = Math.round(Math.random() * intervene);
  }

  public static void jot(String string) {
    System.out.print(string);
  }
}<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
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