{"id":635,"date":"2024-05-14T14:45:36","date_gmt":"2024-05-14T06:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gen-e-sis.com\/blog\/2021\/02\/06\/i-just-sold-a-rune-pickhead-and-got-12k-2\/"},"modified":"2026-03-19T17:25:08","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T09:25:08","slug":"i-just-sold-a-rune-pickhead-and-got-12k-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/i-just-sold-a-rune-pickhead-and-got-12k-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I Just Sold a Rune Pickhead and got 12K"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" data-attachment-id=\"1896\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/i-just-sold-a-rune-pickhead-and-got-12k-2\/runescape-512-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-512.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"runescape-512\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-512-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-512.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-512.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1896\" srcset=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-512.jpg 800w, https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-512-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-512-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-512-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<span class=\"voice-tag\">MMORPG Sibling Banter<\/span>\n<div class=\"post-intro\">\n  <p>\n    Two brothers. One rune pickhead. Infinite arguments over loot priority and the correct pronunciation of \u201cooka long bang bang.\u201d This post chronicles the sacred absurdity of mining, smithing, and shouting gaseous cloud \u2014 where every emote is a philosophy and every fart spell is canon.\n  <\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>[ Snippet of a conversation between two brothers aged eleven and thirteen ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">what level are you?\n17 mining and 12 smithing\ni\u2019m 32\nhow come you haven\u2019t got any levels?\nbecause i have just been mining and smelting but now i \n  have 200 bars and i\u2019m going to turn them into plate bodies?\nguess how many bronze arrows i have?\nwell what have you been doing?\nmining and smelting, but now i have two hundred bars\n\n[ later ]\n\nawwww crap!\ngreat grandmother\u2019s chest hair!\nooka long bang bang!\nnot worthy! not worthy!\ni dont think i can get to level 40\nwhy?\ni don\u2019t know. i don\u2019t. its too boring\nooka long bang bang!\nits all your fault!\nshut up!\nget some friends!\nyeah?\nooka long bang bang!\nooka long bang bang! ooka long bang bang!\ngaseous cloud!\nyeah same\nooka long bang bang! ooka long bang bang!\nwhat\u2019s your mining?\n47\nmine\u2019s 20\ni just sold a rune pickhead and got 12K\nwhy you idiot! it turns into a pickaxe!\nbut it takes ages to get a stick to put it on the pickhead\nwhat a mouth. what a mouth. what a north and south\nnot worthy! not worthy!\nooka long bang bang!\n<\/pre>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" data-attachment-id=\"1895\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/i-just-sold-a-rune-pickhead-and-got-12k-2\/runescape\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"800,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"runescape\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;A retro RuneScape scene rendered in glorious low-poly nostalgia. One brother mines with solemn purpose, another hurls insults from offscreen. The Rune pickhead gleams with potential \u2014 squandered for 12K gold and a moment of sibling triumph. Inventory chaos, skill imbalance, and gaseous cloud spells swirl in the background, as the sacred absurdity of MMORPG life unfolds. This is not just a screenshot. It\u2019s a philosophy. A fart spell canon. A mining existentialism.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Ooka long bang bang echoes through the canyon of poor loot decisions.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-300x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape.jpg\" alt=\"Pixelated RuneScape screenshot showing a player mining with a Rune pickhead while two others loiter nearby. Inventory reveals 12K gold, a pickhead, and existential despair. Dialogue box confirms: \u201cI just sold a rune pickhead and got 12K.\u201d \ud83d\udcdc Caption: \u201cOoka long bang bang echoes through the canyon of poor loot decisions.\u201d \ud83e\uddfe Description: A retro RuneScape scene rendered in glorious low-poly nostalgia. One brother mines with solemn purpose, another hurls insults from offscreen. The Rune pickhead gleams with potential \u2014 squandered for 12K gold and a moment of sibling triumph. Inventory chaos, skill imbalance, and gaseous cloud spells swirl in the background, as the sacred absurdity of MMORPG life unfolds. This is not just a screenshot. It\u2019s a philosophy. A fart spell canon. A mining existentialism. Want to build a recurring alt text ritual for your archive \u2014 something that blends satire, motif, and metadata poetry? I\u2019d love to sketch a few formats.\" class=\"wp-image-1895\" srcset=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape.jpg 800w, https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/runescape-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Ooka long bang bang echoes through the canyon of poor loot decisions.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>[ Life is remarkable ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-amazon wp-block-embed-amazon\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Invent Your Own Computer Games with Python, 4th Edition\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"678\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen style=\"max-width:100%\" src=\"https:\/\/read.amazon.com\/kp\/card?preview=inline&#038;linkCode=ll1&#038;ref_=k4w_oembed_o2OKT8wRYEkwSc&#038;asin=1593277954&#038;tag=genesiscom-20\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MMORPG Sibling Banter Two brothers. One rune pickhead. Infinite arguments over loot priority and the correct pronunciation of &ldquo;ooka long bang bang.&rdquo; This post chronicles the sacred absurdity of mining, smithing, and shouting gaseous cloud &mdash; where every emote is a philosophy and every fart spell is canon. 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