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\n Life is delicious. So is mistranslation. This post parties with Google Translate until syntax collapses and sushi becomes bittersweet success. Expect semantic whiplash, poetic glitches, and the occasional phrase like \u201cthe fish of ambition swims in the soy sauce of regret.\u201d It\u2019s humor by way of linguistic recursion \u2014 served raw.\n <\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. How can it not be. With so many opportunities to fail. To stumble at and to topple over. Such variety to embrace, caress, confuse and betray. What a glorious party to be party to. The occasional sweet success. But it is the journey, nothing more, and for always. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to French<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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La vie est d\u00e9licieux. Comment peut-il ne pas l\u2019\u00eatre. Avec autant de chances d\u2019\u00e9chouer. \u00c0 tr\u00e9bucher et \u00e0 se renverser. Une telle vari\u00e9t\u00e9 d\u2019embrasser, de caresser, de la confusion et trahir. Quel glorieux partie d\u2019\u00eatre partie. Le succ\u00e8s occasionnels doux. Mais c\u2019est le voyage, rien de plus, et pour toujours. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to French to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. How can it not be. With so many chances to fail. To stumble and fall over. Such a variety of kissing, fondling, confusion and betrayal. What glorious party to be a party. The success occasional mild. But the trip, nothing more, and forever. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Spanish<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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La vida es deliciosa. \u00bfC\u00f3mo puede ser que no. Con tantas posibilidades de fracasar. Para tropezar en derrocar y m\u00e1s. Esa variedad a abrazar, acariciar, y confundir a traicionar. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 glorioso partido que se parte. El dulce \u00e9xito ocasional. Pero es el viaje, nada m\u00e1s, y para siempre. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Spanish to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. How might not. With so many opportunities to fail. To encounter in overthrowing and more. That variety to hug, caress, and confuse betrayal. What glorious party to be a party. The occasional sweet success. But it is the journey, nothing more, and forever. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to German<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Das Leben ist k\u00f6stlich. Wie kann es nicht sein. Bei so vielen M\u00f6glichkeiten zum Scheitern verurteilt. Um zu stolpern und zu st\u00fcrzen. Diese Sorte Umarmung, Liebkosung, verwirren und betr\u00fcgen. Was f\u00fcr eine glorreiche Partei zu Partei. Die gelegentliche s\u00fc\u00df Erfolg. Aber es ist der Weg, nicht mehr, und f\u00fcr immer. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to German to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. How can it not be. With so many ways to fail. To stumble and fall. This variety hug, caress, confuse and deceive. What a glorious party to party. The occasional sweet success. But it is the way, not more, and forever. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Italian<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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La vita \u00e8 delizioso. Come pu\u00f2 non essere. Con tante opportunit\u00e0 di fallire. A inciampare e di rovesciare a oltre. Tale variet\u00e0 di abbracciare, accarezzare, confondere e tradire. Che glorioso partito ad essere parte. Il dolce occasionali successo. Ma \u00e8 il viaggio, niente di pi\u00f9, e per sempre. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Italian to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. How can it not be. With so many opportunities to fail. A trip to overthrow and beyond. This sort of embracing, caressing, confuse and betray. What glorious party to be a party. The occasional sweet success. But it is the journey, nothing more, and forever. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Portuguese<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A vida \u00e9 deliciosa. Como pode ser que n\u00e3o. Com tantas possibilidades de fracassar. Para a trope\u00e7ar e de derrubar mais. Essa variedade de abra\u00e7ar, caress, confundir e trair. Que glorioso partido para ser parte no. O sucesso ocasional doce. Mas \u00e9 a viagem, nada mais, e para sempre. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Portuguese to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. As you may not. With so many opportunities to fail. To stumble and down more. This variety of embrace, caress, confuse and betray. What glorious party to be a party to. The success occasional sweet. But it is the journey, nothing more, and forever. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Dutch<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is heerlijk. Hoe kan het niet. Met zoveel kansen te mislukken. Om te struikelen en te omvallen. Dergelijke verscheidenheid te omhelzen, caress, verwarring en verraad. Wat een schitterende partij te zijn partij. De occasionele zoete succes. Maar het is de reis, niets meer, en voor altijd. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Dutch to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is good. How can it not. With so many opportunities to fail. To stumble and fall. Such diversity embracing, caress, confusion and betrayal. What a wonderful party to party. The occasional sweet success. But it is the journey, nothing more, and forever. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Russian<\/p>\n\n\n

[rendering error:please upgrade to gen-e-sis version 3.1415]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

russian:life is delicious<\/p>\n\n\n\n

English to Russian to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. How can it not be. With so many opportunities to fail. To stumble at overthrowing or older. This variety of cover, affection, confuse and deceive. What a glorious party to be a party. In some sweet success. But this way, no more, and always. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Arabic<\/p>\n\n\n

[rendering error:like the last one]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

arabic:life is delicious<\/p>\n\n\n\n

English to Arabic to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. How can it not be. With so many opportunities fail. To falter in more than to topple. This embrace variety, and fondled, and confusion between treason. What a glorious party to be a party. Sometimes sweet success. But the journey is not over, and always told. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Chinese<\/p>\n\n\n

[rendering error:a pattern emerges]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

chinese:life is delicious<\/p>\n\n\n\n

English to Chinese to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. How can we not. There are so many opportunities for failure. Setbacks, and overturned. Embrace such varieties, touching, confusion and betrayal. What a glorious party to the party. Occasionally sweet success. However, it is a journey without more, and always. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Japanese<\/p>\n\n\n

[rendering error:like whatever]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

japanese:life is delicious<\/p>\n\n\n\n

English to Japanese to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. What if it is not possible. Very many opportunities to fail. Stumble and fall out. Such strains hug, caress, confuse and betray. Party, to be no glory. The occasional sweet success. However, it is the journey, nothing from the usual. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Korean<\/p>\n\n\n

[rendering error:serenity now]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

korean:life is delicious<\/p>\n\n\n\n

English to Korean to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is delicious. What do you if you do not. There\u2019s so much opportunity to fail. Upset with the practice. Such diversity hug, caress, confused and betrayed. What made the party go to the party. Bittersweet success of the sushi. But it is our journey, and nothing more, and always. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

English to Hindi<\/p>\n\n\n

[rendering error:feed the poor]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

hindi:life is delicious<\/p>\n\n\n\n

English to Hindi to English<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life palatable. How this can not be. With many opportunities to fail. In order to topple the offense more. This kind of diversity to embrace, love, betrayed and confused. What the party is a great party. Current success is sweet. But this trip, and some not, and for ever. Yum!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Language is delicious. google translator is delicious. Let\u2019s party. Let\u2019s play. Yum!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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