{"id":656,"date":"2025-04-15T13:45:37","date_gmt":"2025-04-15T05:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gen-e-sis.com\/blog\/2021\/02\/06\/dear-god-imaginary-entity\/"},"modified":"2026-03-19T18:38:59","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T10:38:59","slug":"dear-god-imaginary-entity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/dear-god-imaginary-entity\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear God \/ Imaginary Entity \/ \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" data-attachment-id=\"947\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/dear-god-imaginary-entity\/dear-god-genie-512\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/dear-god-genie-512.png\" data-orig-size=\"512,512\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dear-god-genie-512\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/dear-god-genie-512-300x300.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/dear-god-genie-512.png\" src=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/dear-god-genie-512.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-947\" srcset=\"https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/dear-god-genie-512.png 512w, https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/dear-god-genie-512-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/handelbarweb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/dear-god-genie-512-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Knock knock\u2014Heaven\u2019s door has a mic, a soundboard, and surprisingly good banter.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<span class=\"voice-tag\">Bureaucratic Satire<\/span>\n<div class=\"post-intro\">\n A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings\u2014raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo from Satan. This open-source theology invites divine patch notes, celestial FAQs, and a user forum moderated by prophets with questionable credentials.\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<pre>\nDear God \/ Imaginary Entity \/ Supreme Being \/ Yoda \/ Elvis \/ Orson,\n\nHow's tricks?\n\n[cosmic silence]\n\nJust a quick ping from your least predictable unit test.\n\nA point of order I'd like to raise:\n\nI'd like it on record - that I'm expecting you expect me to expect to reap what I expected to sow. That's not a firm expectation, just a soft-launch vibe. We can circle back later.\n\n[divine buffering]\n\nAlso: I think it's a bug - definitely not an enhancement.\n\n[unreadable whisper]\n\nQuestion time? Fine, let's do this.\n\nAs much as can be expected in these gloomy times - not lately - no - no - I'd rather be crutching sheep - no - sort of - the code is on drugs - whatever - I guess - tired - to who? - 42 - a fart creates an infinite number of past galaxies - world hunger - open source - you wish - don't ask.\n\nSo are we clear? Crystal. Also: please get someone to fix the weather. It's behaving like a deprecated API.\n\n[heavenly shrug]\n\nOkay, cheers - now bugger off. 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