Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of rebellion, but because it got in the way of their ozone-sniffing joyrides. Their bodies are rational, their diets recursive, and their communication once involved disco bumping. Welcome to a species […]

In the shimmering laboratories beneath the world’s most exclusive spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush is backed by blockchain, a quiet revolution was born. This exposé traces the hidden lineage of pseudo science—from follicle prosthetics to infra-mauve metadata downloads—revealing how the cosmetics industry accidentally reverse-engineered the Internet, faith-healing enzymes, and the concept of time itself. All in pursuit of better bounce.

From daylight stockpiles and sentient satellites to lip-gloss-powered climate tech, this exposé reveals how greed, cosmetics, and continental drift conspired to melt the poles — and boost coastal property values. In a world where beauty products double as geoengineering tools and satellites develop a taste for irony, the climate crisis becomes less a tragedy and more a makeover montage gone rogue

Zimbabwe’s economy takes flight—literally—as enterprising students from the University of Zimbabwe’s Arts Department transform worthless banknotes into paper planes, hats, and boats. In a twist of economic parody, PayPal crashes, treasury officials are tied up (figuratively or not), and sanctions now include paper cuts. Welcome to the collapse that flutters.

Pascal’s Triangle: born of Christmas lights, weaponized with virgins, and revered by software engineers. This irreverent history reimagines math as a cosmic joke with algebraic punchlines—where divine symmetry meets debugging rituals, and every equation hides a confession.

Theological Parody & Existential Comedy Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide in this knock-knock cosmic comedy—where the punchlines are eternal, the prophets wear earbuds, and salvation comes with a laugh track. Expect metaphysical banter, holy plot twists, and a guest appearance […]

A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo from Satan. This open-source theology invites divine patch notes, celestial FAQs, and a user forum moderated by prophets with questionable credentials.

Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazarene, exploring divine regret, foot rubs, and the curious tale of the one-armed lesbian dwarf thrower. In this biblical absurdity, sacred intimacy meets surreal confession, and the gospels get a rewrite with punchlines, paradoxes, and sandal-based theology. [Mary Magdala and Jesus […]

Welcome to the emotional funhouse where blame becomes performance art and martyrdom gets a glow-up. This piece reimagines dysfunction as a poetic playground — trading justice for joy, guilt for glitter, and self-pity for self-parody.

Spiritual Punk & Poetic Transformation When the I Ching shrugs and your pants are louder than your thoughts, it’s time for a philosophical rant with punk flair. This post dives into the art of falling apart — not with despair, but with style. Between hexagrams and half-sentences, it finds dignity in dysfunction and a strange […]