Month: March 2023

I Used to be a Christian and I’m Glad I Was

Baby Bathwater Theology Remix Never kill the baby and worship the bathwater. This bilingual memoir remixes theology with forgiveness, musical epiphany, and the rubble of...

To The Entities Of 2111

Millennial Peril Economic betrayal? Check. DNA denial? Double check. This 2010 dispatch chronicles millennial peril with masks, missed abundance, and a soundtrack of survival. The...

When in Doubt, Add Sliced Cheese

Feline Therapy Some days, clarity wears a fur coat and purrs. You think you’re falling apart, but you’re just rearranging. Claude listens. Cheese appears. Meaning,...

The Open-Sourced Life

Humanitarian Satire A satirical take on child sponsorship, global compassion, and guilt—served with activist branding, chocolate diplomacy, and squiggly-eyed goanna berries. It’s aid meets absurdity,...

Syntax Errors in the Book of Parenting

Parental Recursion Teenage children: the ultimate debugger of your parental code. They expose your loops, glitches, legacy scripts—without mercy and often without context. The fix?...

Hash Code + Dope Factor = Flinny-flin-flin

Playful Philosophy A poetic ramble through altered states and mischievous meaning-making. This dispatch floats down the stream of stonedness, typing while high, and the tender...