Month: August 2025

Rotational Theology In a cosmos where clockwise rotation unlocks spiritual clarity and anti-clockwise motion triggers philosophical nausea, the Pikers of Egg Beta III chart a...

Currency Kabuki As traditional currencies collapse under the weight of their own zeroes, nations are embracing a new fiscal frontier: decorative finance. From origami interest...

Sentient Tech The IBTR’s suspension of the Global Solar Exchange has triggered metaphysical panic and bureaucratic recalibration. With dawns misallocated and caffeine casualties rising, the...

Lyrical Code Parody A playful mashup of Python parody and lyrical code, where satire meets syntax. With snake_case verses, enchanted interpreters, and powdered recursion, it’s...

Satirical Exposé For years, we believed the algorithm was a cold, calculating entity — a machine-learning monolith trained on our clicks, our cravings, and our...

Recursive Irony Tom Robbins once said there are only two mantras: yum and yuk. This archive seems to chant both, often simultaneously. Posts from long...

Ethical Satirist We often equate morality with subtraction—removing objects to reveal virtue. But things gain meaning through use, and actions through context. The real mistake...

Satirical Metaphysics In a culture fixated on achievement, a poem that celebrates the beauty of incompletion. It’s a lyrical sidestep—embracing ambiguity, revision, and the quiet...

Satirical Metaphysics Step into a realm where peace has rhythm, souls remix like mixtapes, and rebirth is a bureaucratic dance choreographed by the elders of...

Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of...