I Cant, I Dont, and I Wont
Semantic Whiplash Apostrophes are under siege, autocorrect is drunk, and English contractions are staging a civil war. This post spirals through cant, dont, and wont—where...
The Showerless Saga
It began, as all great trials do, with optimism and a box labeled “Essentials” that contained neither towels nor emotional resilience. I had just moved...