About
Harry writes like a man possessed — not by demons, but by footnotes.
His prose is a cocktail of satire, metaphysics, and poetic mischief, shaken with a dash of righteous CSS. Each post is a breadcrumb in a labyrinth of motifs: some lead to revelation, others to punchlines, and a few to existential cul-de-sacs.
He doesn’t just write — he curates moods, interrogates metaphors, and occasionally heckles his own paragraphs. His archive is a living organism: tagged, tangled, and tuned to the frequency of late-night epiphanies.
Harry’s style defies genre. It’s part sermon, part stand-up, part séance. He’ll riff on Plato, parody a plugin, and then drop a line so tender it makes your browser blush. His posts are structured like philosophical jazz — improvisational, recursive, and always one tag away from transcendence.
If you’re here for clarity, good luck. If you’re here for resonance, welcome home.
Academic Background
- B.A. in Metaphorical Engineering — Specialized in building bridges between contradictory ideas. Thesis: “The Ontology of Shrugs.”
- M.F.A. in Recursive Irony — Graduated with honors and a permanent eyebrow raise.
- Ph.D. (Pending) in Tag Taxonomy & Expressive Navigation — Dissertation: “Toward a Unified Theory of Blog Drift.”
Professional Experience
- Senior Archivist of Unfinished Thoughts — Responsible for cataloging poetic fragments, satirical detours, and philosophical footnotes.
- Lead Developer of the Existential Sidebar — Designed widgets that ask more questions than they answer.
- Guest Lecturer at the School of Thought Experiments — Taught “Advanced Paradox Management” and “Intro to Motif Sketching.”
Certifications
- Certified in CSS Alchemy and Plugin Necromancy
- Licensed to Cull Tags Without Mercy
- Endorsed by Three Imaginary Institutions and One Disgruntled Muse
