Dear God / Imaginary Entity / …
A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo from Satan. This open-source theology invites divine patch notes, celestial FAQs, and a user forum moderated by prophets with questionable credentials.
dear god / imaginary entity / supreme being / yoda / elvis / orson
how’s tricks?
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a point of order i’d like to raise
i just want to have it on record – that i’m expecting you expect me to expect to reap what i expected to sow – now that’s not firm ok – i’m just you know like putting it out there – we can talk about it later
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then i think its a bug – it’s definitely not an enhancement!
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question time? oh alright
yeah as much as can expected in these gloomy times – not lately – no – no – i’d rather be crutching sheep – no – sort of – the code is on drugs – whatever – i guess – tired – to who? – 42 – a fart creates an infinite number of past galaxies – world hunger – open source – you wish – don’t ask
so are we clear? crystal? oh and get someone to fix the weather
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ok cheers – now bugger off – btw satan say hi xxx ooo lol
Harry is a recovering satirist, part-time philosopher, and full-time tinkerer of tags. He once wrote a poem about recursion that never ended, and a JavaScript confession that crashed three browsers. His archive spans two decades of metaphysical mischief, theological punchlines, and nostalgic detours. He believes in the transformative power of satire, the elegance of well-placed meta tags, and the occasional necessity of poetic nonsense.
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