Author: Harry Handelbar

Rotational Theology In a cosmos where clockwise rotation unlocks spiritual clarity and anti-clockwise motion triggers philosophical nausea, the Pikers of Egg Beta III chart a...

Recursive Irony Tom Robbins once said there are only two mantras: yum and yuk. This archive seems to chant both, often simultaneously. Posts from long...

Satirical Metaphysics In a culture fixated on achievement, a poem that celebrates the beauty of incompletion. It’s a lyrical sidestep—embracing ambiguity, revision, and the quiet...

Satirical Metaphysics Step into a realm where peace has rhythm, souls remix like mixtapes, and rebirth is a bureaucratic dance choreographed by the elders of...

Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of...

Satirical Exposé Beneath luxury spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush runs on blockchain, the cosmetics industry accidentally reverse-engineered the Internet, faith-healing enzymes, and time...

Recursive Whimsy Looking for footnotes that moonlight as main characters? These 13 entries blur the line between annotation and narrative, offering two-sentence glimpses into the...

Welcome to the emotional funhouse where blame becomes performance art and martyrdom gets a glow-up. This piece reimagines dysfunction as a poetic playground — trading...

Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A surreal, satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus, blending divine regret, foot rubs, and absurd confessions. This biblical parody...

A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo...