Author: Harry Handelbar

Polite Apocalypse A manifesto for the downwardly-mobile. This post offers gentle anarchy, economic clarity, and a call to comfort over consumption. If you want to...

Night Care Centres for Couple Recovery Drop the kids, dim the guilt, and cue the candlelight. This manifesto celebrates night care centres as sanctuaries for...

Unseasoned Peril At 21, he thought he was invincible—immune to seasons, sunscreen, and long-term consequences. Too busy being in the moment to notice it was...

Baby Bathwater Theology Remix Never kill the baby and worship the bathwater. This bilingual memoir remixes theology with forgiveness, musical epiphany, and the rubble of...

Soul Logistics Let’s talk souls—not the haunted kind, but the womb-fresh, divine-USB variety. If you believe every foetus comes pre-installed, great. But have you fed...

Millennial Peril Economic betrayal? Check. DNA denial? Double check. This 2010 dispatch chronicles millennial peril with masks, missed abundance, and a soundtrack of survival. The...

Feline Therapy Some days, clarity wears a fur coat and purrs. You think you’re falling apart, but you’re just rearranging. Claude listens. Cheese appears. Meaning,...

Humanitarian Satire A satirical take on child sponsorship, global compassion, and guilt—served with activist branding, chocolate diplomacy, and squiggly-eyed goanna berries. It’s aid meets absurdity,...

Parental Recursion Teenage children: the ultimate debugger of your parental code. They expose your loops, glitches, legacy scripts—without mercy and often without context. The fix?...

Playful Philosophy A poetic ramble through altered states and mischievous meaning-making. This dispatch floats down the stream of stonedness, typing while high, and the tender...