Code and Commentry
Posts that blend programming, parody, or technical musings with literary flair. Creative coding experiments, Java satire, and thoughtful commentary on programming, design, and digital identity.

Don’t Take Anything Seriously
This post compiles nonsense and throws exceptions at meaning itself. Featuring Java code that loops through existential dread and outputs…
Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley (in Java)
Programming Humor & Digital Melancholy Elvis logged in, the stack trace cried. Welcome to Heartbreak Hotel — now running on…

Moving on from Hello World to Hello Caractacus
A comedic remix of Java humor and lyrical code parody — weaving beginner satire, song structure in code, and object-oriented…

The Meaning of Life
A poetic simulation of philosophical programming and digital allegory — exploring existential code, Java metaphors, and the meaning of life…