I Cant, I Dont, and I Wont
Semantic Whiplash Apostrophes are under siege, autocorrect is drunk, and English contractions are staging a civil war. This post spirals through cant, dont, and wont—where...
The Showerless Saga
It began, as all great trials do, with optimism and a box labeled “Essentials” that contained neither towels nor emotional resilience. I had just moved...
The Silence of the Umpteenth Reboot
Analog Resurrection After countless reboots, BIOS toggles, and driver séances, I finally coaxed Synaptics HD Audio into acknowledging the existence of analog sound. This post...
The Law of Repulsion
Like attracts like. Or repels. Or folds into itself and emerges wearing Fibonacci’s bathrobe. This post doesn’t settle for answers — it flips the coin...