The Myth of Art
Art Demystified Art doesn’t owe us spectacle. It doesn’t audition for applause or bend toward branding. This piece riffs on the myth of recognition, tracing...
Screwtape’s Guide to Conditional Repentance
Bureaucratic Satire In this tongue-in-cheek dispatch from the Lowerarchy, Screwtape offers Wormwood a masterclass in managing repentance, rationalizing pride, and keeping spiritual introspection safely inert....
Fuel as Food for Thought
Fueling Folklore We mythologize meals like they’re sacred rites, yet forget food is just fuel—ignored until the tank runs dry. This post riffs on our...
Well, For a Start at Least
Certified Whimsy Protocol A satirical glimpse into modern life, where joy is suspect, play is outlawed, and chocolate remains unjustly priced. It skewers the sacred...
The Grammar of Morality
Ethical Satirist We often equate morality with subtraction—removing objects to reveal virtue. But things gain meaning through use, and actions through context. The real mistake...
Success is Not a Golden Gate
Satirical Metaphysics In a culture fixated on achievement, a poem that celebrates the beauty of incompletion. It’s a lyrical sidestep—embracing ambiguity, revision, and the quiet...
Dear God / Imaginary Entity / …
A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo...
The One-Armed Lesbian Dwarf Thrower
Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A surreal, satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus, blending divine regret, foot rubs, and absurd confessions. This biblical parody...
Codependency et al – The Upside
Welcome to the emotional funhouse where blame becomes performance art and martyrdom gets a glow-up. This piece reimagines dysfunction as a poetic playground — trading...
I ching, you ching, ching-aling-aling
Spiritual Punk & Poetic Transformation When the I Ching shrugs and your pants are louder than your thoughts, it’s time for a philosophical rant with...