Codependency et al – The Upside
Welcome to the emotional funhouse where blame becomes performance art and martyrdom gets a glow-up. This piece reimagines dysfunction as a poetic playground — trading...
I ching, you ching, ching-aling-aling
Spiritual Punk & Poetic Transformation When the I Ching shrugs and your pants are louder than your thoughts, it’s time for a philosophical rant with...
Don’t Take Anything Seriously
This post compiles nonsense and throws exceptions at meaning itself. Featuring Java code that loops through existential dread and outputs nothing but shrugs, it’s a...
Just Keep Turning Up
In a world that worships justice and punishes tenderness, this reflection dares to show up anyway. It’s a meditation on persistence — not as triumph,...
The Law of Repulsion
Like attracts like. Or repels. Or folds into itself and emerges wearing Fibonacci’s bathrobe. This post doesn’t settle for answers — it flips the coin...
What Color is your Heart?
This test knows your heart better than you do. It even tried to iron your shirts. ColorQuiz is here for when your emotions need a...
The Words of Larry Norman
Larry Norman: part prophet, part poet, part planet visitor — raw, political, and spiritual. His lyrics cut deep, like gospel graffiti on the walls of...
Do not Evacuate the Building – This is only a test
A surreal riff on missing cars, stolen goods, and spellcheck tyranny. This post explores mediocrity, semantics, and Scottish-accented warnings — where the Department of Lost...
How To Write A ‘How To Write A Self-Help Book’ Self-Help Book
Learn how to help yourself help others help themselves. This post spirals through breath mints, tarot cards, and middle-perfumery — offering guidance for the guidance-givers...
Stress Testing Google Translator for Fun and Profit
Life is delicious. So is mistranslation. This post parties with Google Translate until syntax collapses and sushi becomes bittersweet success. Expect semantic whiplash, poetic glitches,...