The Mee Goreng of Life
Know Thyself A soft manifesto for the performative age. Know yourself, but not too well. Love, but keep it tidy. Create, but let it misbehave....
A Day in the Life
Tech Parody Welcome to the archive where dissertations moonwalk and servers speak in tongues. This post unearths a surreal blend of academic satire and tech...
Hacking Your Past
Nostalgic Code of Emotional Playback This blog entry reverse-engineers your emotional soundtrack using flotsam, firmware, and a Ouija board with a flair for mixtapes. It’s...
Many Types of Silence
Silent Noise Silence isn’t empty. It’s curated. It arrives in flavors—some bitter, some brave, some shaped like toast. I’ve heard silences that thunder, and silences...
3 Rules 2 Live By (Give or Take Seven)
Ten rules, not three, one irrational circle — this guide to living reads like a mixtape curated by your gut instinct and a slightly unhinged...
Genetic Upgrades and Emotional Bugs
Genetic Improvisation We are not precision-engineered marvels, but the result of a late-night parental experiment involving mismatched alleles and half-read manuals. To evolve, we must...
We Are More Than Just
We are not just what’s seen or measured—we’re the spark behind the system, the soul in the static....
The Itch That Knew Too Much
Unseasoned Peril At 21, he thought he was invincible—immune to seasons, sunscreen, and long-term consequences. Too busy being in the moment to notice it was...
To The Entities Of 2111
Millennial Peril Economic betrayal? Check. DNA denial? Double check. This 2010 dispatch chronicles millennial peril with masks, missed abundance, and a soundtrack of survival. The...
When in Doubt, Add Sliced Cheese
Feline Therapy Some days, clarity wears a fur coat and purrs. You think you’re falling apart, but you’re just rearranging. Claude listens. Cheese appears. Meaning,...