Satire and Subversion
Posts that critique, parody, or twist cultural norms, politics, or philosophical tropes. Satirical essays and subversive writing that twist cultural norms, tech tropes, and philosophical ideas into sharp, playful critique.

Insider Reveals Internet Invented By Cosmetics Industry
In the shimmering laboratories beneath the world’s most exclusive spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush is backed by blockchain,…

Daylight Savings Disaster Hastens Global Warming
From daylight stockpiles and sentient satellites to lip-gloss-powered climate tech, this exposé reveals how greed, cosmetics, and continental drift conspired…

Paper Plane Sales Refloat Zimbabwe Economy
Zimbabwe’s economy takes flight—literally—as enterprising students from the University of Zimbabwe’s Arts Department transform worthless banknotes into paper planes, hats,…

Pascal’s Triangle
Pascal’s Triangle: born of Christmas lights, weaponized with virgins, and revered by software engineers. This irreverent history reimagines math as…

Knock knock (knocking on heaven’s door)
Theological Parody & Existential Comedy Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched…

Dear God / Imaginary Entity / …
A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references,…

The One-Armed Lesbian Dwarf Thrower
Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazarene, exploring divine regret, foot rubs,…

Codependency et al – The Upside
Welcome to the emotional funhouse where blame becomes performance art and martyrdom gets a glow-up. This piece reimagines dysfunction as…

Don’t Take Anything Seriously
This post compiles nonsense and throws exceptions at meaning itself. Featuring Java code that loops through existential dread and outputs…

How To Write A ‘How To Write A Self-Help Book’ Self-Help Book
Learn how to help yourself help others help themselves. This post spirals through breath mints, tarot cards, and middle-perfumery —…