The One-Armed Lesbian Dwarf Thrower
Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A surreal, satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus, blending divine regret, foot rubs, and absurd confessions. This biblical parody...
The Law of Repulsion
Like attracts like. Or repels. Or folds into itself and emerges wearing Fibonacci’s bathrobe. This post doesn’t settle for answers — it flips the coin...
Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley (in Java)
Programming Humor & Digital Melancholy Elvis logged in, the stack trace cried. Welcome to Heartbreak Hotel — now running on Java 1.8 with unresolved dependencies...
How To Write A Self-Help Book
Recursive Self-Help Satire A playful guide for those who guide others—through breath mints, tarot cards, and scented self-reflection. It’s self-help for the self-helped, with affirmations,...
What Do You Know About A Single Drop Of Rain?
Today’s forecast: 80% chance of mock equations, scattered metaphysics, and light showers of observational satire. This post wanders the borderlands of poetic science and quantum...
A Day in the Life
Tech Parody Welcome to the archive where dissertations moonwalk and servers speak in tongues. This post unearths a surreal blend of academic satire and tech...