Well, For a Start at Least
Certified Whimsy Protocol A satirical glimpse into modern life, where joy is suspect, play is outlawed, and chocolate remains unjustly priced. It skewers the sacred...
Whisper AI That Listens Too Well
Surveillance Intimacy Whisper AI doesn’t just transcribe your words—it listens for your hesitations, sighs, emotional leakage. Even the toaster knows when you are lying. Privacy...
Rational Circumference and Rotational Faith
Rotational Theology In a cosmos where clockwise rotation unlocks spiritual clarity and anti-clockwise motion triggers philosophical nausea, the Pikers of Egg Beta III chart a...
The Origami Monetary Reserve
Currency Kabuki As traditional currencies collapse under the weight of their own zeroes, nations are embracing a new fiscal frontier: decorative finance. From origami interest...
Global Solar Exchange Suspended
Sentient Tech The IBTR’s suspension of the Global Solar Exchange has triggered metaphysical panic and bureaucratic recalibration. With dawns misallocated and caffeine casualties rising, the...
Hello Caractacus — in Python
Lyrical Code Parody A playful mashup of Python parody and lyrical code, where satire meets syntax. With snake_case verses, enchanted interpreters, and powdered recursion, it’s...
The Algorithm Was Just a Moisturizer All Along
Satirical Exposé For years, we believed the algorithm was a cold, calculating entity — a machine-learning monolith trained on our clicks, our cravings, and our...
Tom Robbins and the Recursive Loop of Meaning
Recursive Irony Tom Robbins once said there are only two mantras: yum and yuk. This archive seems to chant both, often simultaneously. Posts from long...
The Grammar of Morality
Ethical Satirist We often equate morality with subtraction—removing objects to reveal virtue. But things gain meaning through use, and actions through context. The real mistake...
Success is Not a Golden Gate
Satirical Metaphysics In a culture fixated on achievement, a poem that celebrates the beauty of incompletion. It’s a lyrical sidestep—embracing ambiguity, revision, and the quiet...