The Soul-Merge Protocol
Satirical Metaphysics Step into a realm where peace has rhythm, souls remix like mixtapes, and rebirth is a bureaucratic dance choreographed by the elders of...
The Pikers of Egg Beta III
Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of...
The Internet: A Cosmetic Conspiracy
Satirical Exposé Beneath luxury spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush runs on blockchain, the cosmetics industry accidentally reverse-engineered the Internet, faith-healing enzymes, and time...
Daylight Savings Hastens Climate Change
Climate Parody A satirical exposé on climate chaos, where beauty products fuel geoengineering, satellites gain irony, and greed melts the poles—all to boost coastal property...
Paper Plane Sales Refloat Zimbabwe Economy
Zimbabwe’s economy takes flight—literally—as enterprising students from the University of Zimbabwe’s Arts Department transform worthless banknotes into paper planes, hats, and boats. In a twist...
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Recursive Whimsy Looking for footnotes that moonlight as main characters? These 13 entries blur the line between annotation and narrative, offering two-sentence glimpses into the...
Pascal’s Triangle
Pascal’s Triangle: born of Christmas lights, weaponized with virgins, and revered by software engineers. This irreverent history reimagines math as a cosmic joke with algebraic...
Knock knock (knocking on heaven’s door)
Theological Parody & Existential Comedy Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide...
Dear God / Imaginary Entity / …
A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo...
The One-Armed Lesbian Dwarf Thrower
Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A surreal, satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus, blending divine regret, foot rubs, and absurd confessions. This biblical parody...