Codependency et al – The Upside
Welcome to the emotional funhouse where blame becomes performance art and martyrdom gets a glow-up. This piece reimagines dysfunction as a poetic playground — trading...
I ching, you ching, ching-aling-aling
Spiritual Punk & Poetic Transformation When the I Ching shrugs and your pants are louder than your thoughts, it’s time for a philosophical rant with...
Don’t Take Anything Seriously
Code Satire & Philosophical Absurdism Featuring Java code that loops through existential dread and outputs nothing but shrugs, it’s a celebration of recursive absurdity and...
Just Keep Turning Up
In a world that worships justice and punishes tenderness, this reflection dares to show up anyway. It’s a meditation on persistence — not as triumph,...
The Law of Repulsion
Like attracts like. Or repels. Or folds into itself and emerges wearing Fibonacci’s bathrobe. This post doesn’t settle for answers — it flips the coin...
What Color is your Heart?
Color Empathy & Emotional Diagnostics ColorQuiz reads your moods like laundry labels—sorting chaos by hue, tone, and a splash of psychic flair. It’s emotional diagnostics...
The Words of Larry Norman
Outsider Faith Larry Norman: part prophet, poet, planet visitor — raw, political, and spiritual. His lyrics cut deep, like gospel graffiti on the walls of...
Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley (in Java)
Programming Humor & Digital Melancholy Elvis logged in, the stack trace cried. Welcome to Heartbreak Hotel — now running on Java 1.8 with unresolved dependencies...
Do not Evacuate the Building
A surreal riff on missing cars, stolen goods, and spellcheck tyranny. This post explores mediocrity, semantics, and Scottish-accented warnings — where the Department of Lost...
How To Write A Self-Help Book
Recursive Self-Help Satire A playful guide for those who guide others—through breath mints, tarot cards, and scented self-reflection. It’s self-help for the self-helped, with affirmations,...