Stress Testing Google Translator
Life is delicious. So is mistranslation. This post parties with Google Translate until syntax collapses and sushi becomes bittersweet success. Expect semantic whiplash, poetic glitches,...
Are You Tired Of Whimpering?
Self-Sabotage & Personal Growth Still hitting snooze on your soul’s alarm? This post doesn’t whisper affirmations — it yanks the covers off your inner coward...
Do You Want Fries With That?
Vultures, famine, fake tan — this post asks where your outrage lands when tragedy meets apathy. Global warming? World hunger? Or just fries? It’s a...
I Just Sold a Rune Pickhead and got 12K
MMORPG Sibling Banter Two brothers. One rune pickhead. Infinite arguments over loot priority and the correct pronunciation of “ooka long bang bang.” This post chronicles...
What Do You Know About A Single Drop Of Rain?
Today’s forecast: 80% chance of mock equations, scattered metaphysics, and light showers of observational satire. This post wanders the borderlands of poetic science and quantum...
The Mee Goreng of Life
Know Thyself A soft manifesto for the performative age. Know yourself, but not too well. Love, but keep it tidy. Create, but let it misbehave....
Moving on from Hello World to Hello Caractacus
A comedic remix of Java humor and lyrical code parody — weaving beginner satire, song structure in code, and object-oriented absurdity with britches, witches, and...
Nothing Really Changes
Time travel isn’t just for DeLoreans and quantum physicists — it’s for poets with a bone to pick and a playlist full of Larry Norman....
Zen and the Art of Rambling
Begin again, they say — but what if the beginning is the question? This piece drifts through recursive introspection, where writing becomes both compass and...
The Myth of the Age of the Individual
Somewhere between “yes,” “no,” and “maybe” lies a quiet revolution. This post traces the soft circuitry of personal philosophy and generational empathy — where emotional...