Screwtape’s Guide to Conditional Repentance
Bureaucratic Satire In this tongue-in-cheek dispatch from the Lowerarchy, Screwtape offers Wormwood a masterclass in managing repentance, rationalizing pride, and keeping spiritual introspection safely inert....
Fuel as Food for Thought
Fueling Folklore We mythologize meals like they’re sacred rites, yet forget food is just fuel—ignored until the tank runs dry. This post riffs on our...
Ode to the Rational Curve
Mathematical Heresy In a bold act of mathematical satire, the Piker Consortium has declared pi to be round, rational, and rhetorically loud. This post explores...
Rational Circumference and Rotational Faith
Rotational Theology In a cosmos where clockwise rotation unlocks spiritual clarity and anti-clockwise motion triggers philosophical nausea, the Pikers of Egg Beta III chart a...
The Origami Monetary Reserve
Currency Kabuki As traditional currencies collapse under the weight of their own zeroes, nations are embracing a new fiscal frontier: decorative finance. From origami interest...
Do not Evacuate the Building
A surreal riff on missing cars, stolen goods, and spellcheck tyranny. This post explores mediocrity, semantics, and Scottish-accented warnings — where the Department of Lost...