Rational Circumference and Rotational Faith
Rotational Theology In a cosmos where clockwise rotation unlocks spiritual clarity and anti-clockwise motion triggers philosophical nausea, the Pikers of Egg Beta III chart a...
The Soul-Merge Protocol
Satirical Metaphysics Step into a realm where peace has rhythm, souls remix like mixtapes, and rebirth is a bureaucratic dance choreographed by the elders of...
The Pikers of Egg Beta III
Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of...
Dear God / Imaginary Entity / …
A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo...
I Just Sold a Rune Pickhead and got 12K
MMORPG Sibling Banter Two brothers. One rune pickhead. Infinite arguments over loot priority and the correct pronunciation of “ooka long bang bang.” This post chronicles...