Screwtape’s Guide to Conditional Repentance
Bureaucratic Satire In this tongue-in-cheek dispatch from the Lowerarchy, Screwtape offers Wormwood a masterclass in managing repentance, rationalizing pride, and keeping spiritual introspection safely inert....
The Grammar of Morality
Ethical Satirist We often equate morality with subtraction—removing objects to reveal virtue. But things gain meaning through use, and actions through context. The real mistake...
Knock knock (knocking on heaven’s door)
Theological Parody & Existential Comedy Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide...
The One-Armed Lesbian Dwarf Thrower
Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A surreal, satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus, blending divine regret, foot rubs, and absurd confessions. This biblical parody...
Do You Want Fries With That?
Vultures, famine, fake tan — this post asks where your outrage lands when tragedy meets apathy. Global warming? World hunger? Or just fries? It’s a...
The Religion of Ritual Over Empathy
Moral Reckoning Every major religion extols the Golden Rule—treat others as you wish to be treated—as a moral cornerstone. Yet alongside this universal ethic, each...
Who’s Crys Louder—The Unborn or the Unheard?
Soul Logistics Let’s talk souls—not the haunted kind, but the womb-fresh, divine-USB variety. If you believe every foetus comes pre-installed, great. But have you fed...
The Open-Sourced Life
Humanitarian Satire A satirical take on child sponsorship, global compassion, and guilt—served with activist branding, chocolate diplomacy, and squiggly-eyed goanna berries. It’s aid meets absurdity,...
Syntax Errors in the Book of Parenting
Parental Recursion Teenage children: the ultimate debugger of your parental code. They expose your loops, glitches, legacy scripts—without mercy and often without context. The fix?...