Tag: metaphysical satire

Analog Resurrection After countless reboots, BIOS toggles, and driver séances, I finally coaxed Synaptics HD Audio into acknowledging the existence of analog sound. This post...

Satirical Exposé For years, we believed the algorithm was a cold, calculating entity — a machine-learning monolith trained on our clicks, our cravings, and our...

Recursive Irony Tom Robbins once said there are only two mantras: yum and yuk. This archive seems to chant both, often simultaneously. Posts from long...

Satirical Metaphysics Step into a realm where peace has rhythm, souls remix like mixtapes, and rebirth is a bureaucratic dance choreographed by the elders of...

Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of...

Recursive Whimsy Looking for footnotes that moonlight as main characters? These 13 entries blur the line between annotation and narrative, offering two-sentence glimpses into the...

Pascal’s Triangle: born of Christmas lights, weaponized with virgins, and revered by software engineers. This irreverent history reimagines math as a cosmic joke with algebraic...

Theological Parody & Existential Comedy Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide...

A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo...

Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A surreal, satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus, blending divine regret, foot rubs, and absurd confessions. This biblical parody...