Tag: metaphysical satire

I ching, you ching, ching-aling-aling

Spiritual Punk & Poetic Transformation When the I Ching shrugs and your pants are louder than your thoughts, it’s time for a philosophical rant with...

The Law of Repulsion

Like attracts like. Or repels. Or folds into itself and emerges wearing Fibonacci’s bathrobe. This post doesn’t settle for answers — it flips the coin...

What Do You Know About A Single Drop Of Rain?

Today’s forecast: 80% chance of mock equations, scattered metaphysics, and light showers of observational satire. This post wanders the borderlands of poetic science and quantum...

The Backward Masking on Hotel California

Retro Satire Rewind the tape. Play it backwards. Hear the ghost of disco whispering conspiracy theories through a reverb pedal. This post dives into the...

The Meaning of Life

Recursive Reflections in Java Minor A poetic simulation of philosophical programming and digital allegory — exploring existential code, Java metaphors, and the meaning of life...

A Day in the Life

Tech Parody Welcome to the archive where dissertations moonwalk and servers speak in tongues. This post unearths a surreal blend of academic satire and tech...

3 Rules 2 Live By (Give or Take Seven)

Ten rules, not three, one irrational circle — this guide to living reads like a mixtape curated by your gut instinct and a slightly unhinged...

Genetic Upgrades and Emotional Bugs

Genetic Improvisation We are not precision-engineered marvels, but the result of a late-night parental experiment involving mismatched alleles and half-read manuals. To evolve, we must...

To The Entities Of 2111

Millennial Peril Economic betrayal? Check. DNA denial? Double check. This 2010 dispatch chronicles millennial peril with masks, missed abundance, and a soundtrack of survival. The...

Hash Code + Dope Factor = Flinny-flin-flin

Playful Philosophy A poetic ramble through altered states and mischievous meaning-making. This dispatch floats down the stream of stonedness, typing while high, and the tender...