Don’t Take Anything Seriously
Code Satire & Philosophical Absurdism Featuring Java code that loops through existential dread and outputs nothing but shrugs, it’s a celebration of recursive absurdity and...
What Color is your Heart?
Color Empathy & Emotional Diagnostics ColorQuiz reads your moods like laundry labels—sorting chaos by hue, tone, and a splash of psychic flair. It’s emotional diagnostics...
Do not Evacuate the Building
A surreal riff on missing cars, stolen goods, and spellcheck tyranny. This post explores mediocrity, semantics, and Scottish-accented warnings — where the Department of Lost...
How To Write A Self-Help Book
Recursive Self-Help Satire A playful guide for those who guide others—through breath mints, tarot cards, and scented self-reflection. It’s self-help for the self-helped, with affirmations,...
Stress Testing Google Translator
Life is delicious. So is mistranslation. This post parties with Google Translate until syntax collapses and sushi becomes bittersweet success. Expect semantic whiplash, poetic glitches,...
I Just Sold a Rune Pickhead and got 12K
MMORPG Sibling Banter Two brothers. One rune pickhead. Infinite arguments over loot priority and the correct pronunciation of “ooka long bang bang.” This post chronicles...
What Do You Know About A Single Drop Of Rain?
Today’s forecast: 80% chance of mock equations, scattered metaphysics, and light showers of observational satire. This post wanders the borderlands of poetic science and quantum...
The Mee Goreng of Life
Know Thyself A soft manifesto for the performative age. Know yourself, but not too well. Love, but keep it tidy. Create, but let it misbehave....
Nothing Really Changes
Time travel isn’t just for DeLoreans and quantum physicists — it’s for poets with a bone to pick and a playlist full of Larry Norman....
The Backward Masking on Hotel California
Retro Satire Rewind the tape. Play it backwards. Hear the ghost of disco whispering conspiracy theories through a reverb pedal. This post dives into the...