Global Solar Exchange Suspended
Sentient Tech The IBTR’s suspension of the Global Solar Exchange has triggered metaphysical panic and bureaucratic recalibration. With dawns misallocated and caffeine casualties rising, the...
Codependency et al – The Upside
Welcome to the emotional funhouse where blame becomes performance art and martyrdom gets a glow-up. This piece reimagines dysfunction as a poetic playground — trading...
Moving on from Hello World to Hello Caractacus
A comedic remix of Java humor and lyrical code parody — weaving beginner satire, song structure in code, and object-oriented absurdity with britches, witches, and...
Nothing Really Changes
Time travel isn’t just for DeLoreans and quantum physicists — it’s for poets with a bone to pick and a playlist full of Larry Norman....
The Religion of Ritual Over Empathy
Moral Reckoning Every major religion extols the Golden Rule—treat others as you wish to be treated—as a moral cornerstone. Yet alongside this universal ethic, each...