Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley (in Java)
Programming Humor & Digital Melancholy Elvis logged in, the stack trace cried. Welcome to Heartbreak Hotel — now running on Java 1.8 with unresolved dependencies...
How To Write A Self-Help Book
Recursive Self-Help Satire A playful guide for those who guide others—through breath mints, tarot cards, and scented self-reflection. It’s self-help for the self-helped, with affirmations,...
The Meaning of Life
Recursive Reflections in Java Minor A poetic simulation of philosophical programming and digital allegory — exploring existential code, Java metaphors, and the meaning of life...
Hacking Your Past
Nostalgic Code of Emotional Playback This blog entry reverse-engineers your emotional soundtrack using flotsam, firmware, and a Ouija board with a flair for mixtapes. It’s...
When in Doubt, Add Sliced Cheese
Feline Therapy Some days, clarity wears a fur coat and purrs. You think you’re falling apart, but you’re just rearranging. Claude listens. Cheese appears. Meaning,...
Syntax Errors in the Book of Parenting
Parental Recursion Teenage children: the ultimate debugger of your parental code. They expose your loops, glitches, legacy scripts—without mercy and often without context. The fix?...