Insider Reveals Internet Invented By Cosmetics Industry
In the shimmering laboratories beneath the world’s most exclusive spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush is backed by blockchain, a quiet revolution was born....
Daylight Savings Disaster Hastens Global Warming
From daylight stockpiles and sentient satellites to lip-gloss-powered climate tech, this exposé reveals how greed, cosmetics, and continental drift conspired to melt the poles —...
Paper Plane Sales Refloat Zimbabwe Economy
Zimbabwe’s economy takes flight—literally—as enterprising students from the University of Zimbabwe’s Arts Department transform worthless banknotes into paper planes, hats, and boats. In a twist...
Pascal’s Triangle
Pascal’s Triangle: born of Christmas lights, weaponized with virgins, and revered by software engineers. This irreverent history reimagines math as a cosmic joke with algebraic...
Knock knock (knocking on heaven’s door)
Theological Parody & Existential Comedy Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide...
Dear God / Imaginary Entity / …
A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo...
The One-Armed Lesbian Dwarf Thrower
Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazarene, exploring divine regret, foot rubs, and the curious tale of...
Stress Testing Google Translator for Fun and Profit
Life is delicious. So is mistranslation. This post parties with Google Translate until syntax collapses and sushi becomes bittersweet success. Expect semantic whiplash, poetic glitches,...
