Diary of a Sentient Jukebox
Emotional Firmware Somewhere between nostalgia and corrupted memory, a jukebox begins to think. This post is its diary—looping through longing, remixing regret, and humming softly...
Global Solar Exchange Suspended
Sentient Tech The IBTR’s suspension of the Global Solar Exchange has triggered metaphysical panic and bureaucratic recalibration. With dawns misallocated and caffeine casualties rising, the...
Daylight Savings Hastens Climate Change
Climate Parody A satirical exposé on climate chaos, where beauty products fuel geoengineering, satellites gain irony, and greed melts the poles—all to boost coastal property...
Pascal’s Triangle
Pascal’s Triangle: born of Christmas lights, weaponized with virgins, and revered by software engineers. This irreverent history reimagines math as a cosmic joke with algebraic...
I Just Sold a Rune Pickhead and got 12K
MMORPG Sibling Banter Two brothers. One rune pickhead. Infinite arguments over loot priority and the correct pronunciation of “ooka long bang bang.” This post chronicles...
What Do You Know About A Single Drop Of Rain?
Today’s forecast: 80% chance of mock equations, scattered metaphysics, and light showers of observational satire. This post wanders the borderlands of poetic science and quantum...
The Backward Masking on Hotel California
Retro Satire Rewind the tape. Play it backwards. Hear the ghost of disco whispering conspiracy theories through a reverb pedal. This post dives into the...