Screwtape’s Guide to Conditional Repentance
Bureaucratic Satire In this tongue-in-cheek dispatch from the Lowerarchy, Screwtape offers Wormwood a masterclass in managing repentance, rationalizing pride, and keeping spiritual introspection safely inert....
Fuel as Food for Thought
Fueling Folklore We mythologize meals like they’re sacred rites, yet forget food is just fuel—ignored until the tank runs dry. This post riffs on our...
Ode to the Rational Curve
Mathematical Heresy In a bold act of mathematical satire, the Piker Consortium has declared pi to be round, rational, and rhetorically loud. This post explores...
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Recursive Whimsy Looking for footnotes that moonlight as main characters? These 13 entries blur the line between annotation and narrative, offering two-sentence glimpses into the...
Pascal’s Triangle
Pascal’s Triangle: born of Christmas lights, weaponized with virgins, and revered by software engineers. This irreverent history reimagines math as a cosmic joke with algebraic...
Do not Evacuate the Building
A surreal riff on missing cars, stolen goods, and spellcheck tyranny. This post explores mediocrity, semantics, and Scottish-accented warnings — where the Department of Lost...
How To Write A Self-Help Book
Recursive Self-Help Satire A playful guide for those who guide others—through breath mints, tarot cards, and scented self-reflection. It’s self-help for the self-helped, with affirmations,...
Stress Testing Google Translator
Life is delicious. So is mistranslation. This post parties with Google Translate until syntax collapses and sushi becomes bittersweet success. Expect semantic whiplash, poetic glitches,...