Diary of a Sentient Jukebox
Emotional Firmware Somewhere between nostalgia and corrupted memory, a jukebox begins to think. This post is its diary—looping through longing, remixing regret, and humming softly...
The Internet: A Cosmetic Conspiracy
Satirical Exposé Beneath luxury spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush runs on blockchain, the cosmetics industry accidentally reverse-engineered the Internet, faith-healing enzymes, and time...
Daylight Savings Hastens Climate Change
Climate Parody A satirical exposé on climate chaos, where beauty products fuel geoengineering, satellites gain irony, and greed melts the poles—all to boost coastal property...
Do not Evacuate the Building
A surreal riff on missing cars, stolen goods, and spellcheck tyranny. This post explores mediocrity, semantics, and Scottish-accented warnings — where the Department of Lost...
A Day in the Life
Tech Parody Welcome to the archive where dissertations moonwalk and servers speak in tongues. This post unearths a surreal blend of academic satire and tech...