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A whimsical candle with tap shoes dances while stitching “Why me?” into fabric, as a jukebox plays music nearby.
Existential Embroidery: When the wax gets rhythm but the thread gets questions.
A surreal scene featuring a spinning hourglass levitating above a glowing bureaucratic altar shaped like the pi symbol, while a camel contorts mid-air to pass through a floating needle.
Rites of Rational Passage: Where camels bend, pi spins, and the hourglass forgets which way is down.
Illustration of a punk figure mid-rant, surrounded by chaotic I Ching hexagrams, loud patterned pants, and abstract symbols of transformation and disorder.
When the I Ching shrugs and your pants scream louder than your thoughts—chaos gets stylish, and dysfunction finds its dignity.
Whimsical emotional funhouse scene with theatrical blame, glowing martyrdom, glittery chaos, and surreal elements like shower songs and existential cuddles.
Where guilt gets glittered and martyrdom glows—welcome to the poetic playground of dysfunction, joy, and self-parody.
Surreal biblical scene featuring Mary Magdala and Jesus in playful dialogue, surrounded by symbolic foot rubs, chaotic gospel scrolls, and a one-armed dwarf mid-throw.
When sacred intimacy meets surreal confession, even the gospels get a rewrite—with punchlines, paradoxes, and sandal-based theology.
Surreal celestial scene featuring a satirical letter addressed to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings, with symbolic bugs, sheep, weather chaos, and a mischievous Satan cameo.
An open-source theology for the bug-ridden soul—featuring divine patch notes, celestial FAQs, and prophets who probably shouldn’t be moderators.
Cosmic comedy scene featuring Lucifer in sunglasses, crutched sheep, prophets with earbuds, and surreal elements like audio-streamed scripture and the Archangel of Ambivalence.
Knock-knock—it’s Lucifer with shades, sarcasm, and a mid-death crisis. Salvation’s got a laugh track, and the prophets are streaming it live.
Surreal depiction of Pascal’s Triangle made of Christmas lights, surrounded by symbolic virgins, debugging rituals, and sacred mathematical elements.
Pascal’s Triangle: festive, weaponized, and spiritually recursive. Where math meets theology and every equation whispers a cosmic joke.
Surreal scene of Zimbabwean banknotes transformed into paper planes, hats, and boats by students, with symbolic chaos including crashed PayPal icons and flustered treasury officials.
When currency collapses with flair—paper planes, PayPal crashes, and sanctions that sting like paper cuts.
Illustration of Mary Magdala and Jesus in a surreal biblical setting, exchanging satirical dialogue amid symbols of divine regret, foot rubs, and sandal-based theology.
When sacred intimacy meets surreal confession: Mary and Jesus rewrite the gospels with punchlines, paradoxes, and one-armed dwarf throwers.
Futuristic illustration of a high-tech cosmetics lab beneath a luxury spa, featuring mascara-infused microchips, blockchain blush palettes, and surreal beauty-tech hybrids.
Where mascara meets microchip and blush is backed by blockchain—cosmetic science reverse-engineers reality in pursuit of better bounce.
Surreal sci-fi illustration of the Pikers of Egg Beta III—frisbee-like beings spinning through space, surrounded by cosmic ozone clouds and disco-inspired light trails.
The Pikers of Egg Beta III: divine frisbees in orbit, sniffing ozone and spinning toward enlightenment—or lunch.
Neon heart-shaped sign for “Heart Break Hotel” with humorous messages like “404 Heart Not Found” and “Address: Lonely Street.”
Welcome to the Heart Break Hotel—permanently booked, emotionally unavailable, and located on Lonely Street. Room service includes existential dread and neon sarcasm.
An illustration of a spiral bookshelf filled with books titled How to Write a Self-Help Book in various languages and scripts. A glowing figure stands at the bottom right, holding a luminous object. A guitar hangs on the left side of the shelf.
Recursive wisdom, multilingual confusion, and one glowing seeker—How to Write a Self-Help Book, again and again and again.
A judge in ornate period costume with “COMPILER” inscribed on his forehead holds a scroll labeled “public class Lyric” in Java syntax; in front of him, a tray displays a melting globe and a serving of fries.
When the compiler wears a wig and the world melts beside the fries—justice is served in Java.
Cartoon of Larry Norman with long hair and a puzzled expression, raising one hand to his head while pondering the cross and a guitar in a thought bubble.
Larry Norman, mid-revelation or mild confusion—caught between Calvary and his guitar.
Surreal illustration of Java code looping through existential dread, with abstract symbols and question marks emerging from chaotic, colorful code fragments.
Don’t debug the dread—just let the semicolons sing.
Two bald 10-year-old brothers in medieval tunics quarrel with each other while clutching a rune pickhead and a loot sack, mid-argument over the sacred syllables of “ooka long bang bang.”
When diplomacy fails, invoke the ancient rite of “ooka long bang bang.”

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