Author: Harry Handelbar

Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of...

In the shimmering laboratories beneath the world’s most exclusive spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush is backed by blockchain, a quiet revolution was born....

From daylight stockpiles and sentient satellites to lip-gloss-powered climate tech, this exposé reveals how greed, cosmetics, and continental drift conspired to melt the poles —...

Zimbabwe’s economy takes flight—literally—as enterprising students from the University of Zimbabwe’s Arts Department transform worthless banknotes into paper planes, hats, and boats. In a twist...

Pascal’s Triangle: born of Christmas lights, weaponized with virgins, and revered by software engineers. This irreverent history reimagines math as a cosmic joke with algebraic...

Theological Parody & Existential Comedy Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide...

A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo...

Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazarene, exploring divine regret, foot rubs, and the curious tale of...

Welcome to the emotional funhouse where blame becomes performance art and martyrdom gets a glow-up. This piece reimagines dysfunction as a poetic playground — trading...

Spiritual Punk & Poetic Transformation When the I Ching shrugs and your pants are louder than your thoughts, it’s time for a philosophical rant with...